Today I grazed my knee for the umpteenth time. Yeah, I know that's what little kids who climb on rocks do, not what 15 year olds do. However, this is me. Shit happens.
So today I had a thought: What if the apocalypse is coming? I know it probably isn't, but as I said before, shit happens. To be honest, in the case of a zombie apocalypse, I'm pretty screwed. I mean, the bluntest objects I own are a microphone stand and a few guitars. Therefore, I'm probably going to be the first person to die. The first time I thought about this, my overimaginative mind told me to go and buy a cricket bat or hocky stick as soon as possible. Yeah, I am crazy.
But also, in the case of a worldwide nuclear holocaust, we're all fucked. Because, let's face it, even if us humans survive, there's no telling what'll happen to the plant life etc. And also, how many alpha, beta and gamma-proof bunkers are there worldwide? My guess is, beyond video games, hardly any in common knowlage.
And then, finally, my favourite kind of apocalypse, the vampire apocalypse. Okay sure, like the zombie apocalypse, this is extremely unlikely to happen. But, in all honesty, how cool a way out would that be?(Pitchforks at the ready to kill the hordes of Twilight fans who think that vampires sparkle - They have helped kill the entire Vampire genre. And yes, I have read the books).
Fin.
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